Thursday, March 27, 2008

Libyan Windows - Updated with translation

Upon popular request I've translated some of the dialog boxes below; but the translation isn't literal as the original text is in the local Libyan dialect, so I tried to translate it into the best available English phrases that make it funny ;) .

Box Title : No way is this happening ! :-t

To be honest I really can’t do this [-( …. You want to delete windows system files !! L-) …….. How many times do I have to tell you not to change things you know nothing of, acting smart, then after you mess up you go around looking for someone to fix it for you ? :-w

Button : OK whatever you said

Title : Are you crazy :-/

You've got to help yourself out here, you only have a 64 MB Graphic Card and you're downloading San Andreas ~X( ......... It would be better for you to cancel the download ?

Button : OK !
Title : So you don't say windows is messed up >:D<

Button1: I changed my mind and I don't want to do anything anymore :(

Leave the old file

Make a soup

Do whatever suits you :-??

Title : The Rubbish Bin

What ???? have you filled up the hard disk or is just that you don't want this file anymore ? You know that you can't get back what you delete right ? Once the garbage truck is gone thats it and its all for free we aren't getting 6 LD or anything ( LD = Libyan Dinars and 6 LD is the average monthly bill for garbage removal :P ) .

Button1 : I still want it

Button2 : Get rid of it

Title : You Thief !!!!!!

Isn't it enough that you are using an illegitimate cracked copy of Kaspersky, you want to update it as well :-w X( ......... you should be thanking God that we still haven't removed it ...... Just use it the way it is don't get greedy .

Friday, March 21, 2008

The new international marriage symbol

It seems this is an oldie; but I've only just seen it so I'm reposting it :P .

The Commission of Human Rights has finally approved this latest International Symbol of Marriage, as of today.

After 5 years of very heated debate, the phrase "I accept thee and all thy Major Credit Cards" will now be written into all marriage ceremonies.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

On Democracy

Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur
                 Quintus Aurelius Stultus [33 B.C. - 42 A.D.]

Translation :
The people want to be deceived, therefore they will be deceived

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Love and Relationships

Sorry in advance for the profanity ( there is a lot, so don't watch it if you can't take it :) ); but this is a must see :P ( hattip to music lover).

Friday, March 14, 2008

I don't like you all the time

Monday, March 10, 2008

Middle East Peace

Well, it seems Bush is dispatching his best man to achieve peace in the Middle East. On another note Bush also assured reporters that Cheney won't be carrying his shotgun with him ................. =))

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Puppy Torture in Iraq

So yesterday I read about this puppy being thrown over a cliff or something in Iraq by a marine and I noticed the outcry over it, and I was disgusted over how pathetic that is when compared to the lack of emotions over the killing/raping/burning of civilian Iraqi's by marines. Well, somebody beat me to the post so I'm just going to repost it here ( me being lazy and all :P ) :

You’re Gonna Hate Me For This

Marine Puppy Cliff

OK so some Marine presumably in Iraq, is under fire because he took some cute cuddly little puppy and threw it, causing everyone to scream and cry animal cruelty. I understand the initial knee jerk reaction, its a little shocking especially if you dont have thick skin but I ask you this. Even though the Marines actions are deplorable, are his actions more deplorable than the casualties of innocent civilians that happen everyday in Iraq and other war torn regions at the hands of soldiers just like the marine in the video?

Is it possible that the American people value the life of an animal more than that of human beings living in Iraq? Over a year ago I told you all a story about a Marine who killed a pregnant woman and her unborn baby, no one felt outraged about that. I mean just yesterday 6 innocent people, women and children, were killed in Somalia by a US missile, where’s the outrage for that? Can we get an investigation into the people who caused their murder? Of course not and while Americans are crying and sending death threats to the Marine who threw the dog people in the Middle East will be saying “so what!” and you all will think they are a bunch of heartless barbarians. We can mourn the dog if you want, I’m OK with that but can we get our priorities straight first? Can’t we find anything more worthy of our outrage, can we mourn the kids in Gaza, the family in Somalia or the 15 killed in Sudan?

Just look at these fruit cakes crying over this damn puppy. This guy is classic, he almost starts crying when he says puppy. I love these two, they are extremely concerned over how hurting a puppy makes America look bad. Probably my favorite this liberal fruit cake, emo girl cries her eyes out. And this girl, she hates America because a soldier threw a puppy off a cliff. (’She adores animals, dogs arent her biggest fan’)

The reality is that the people who are so upset about this stupid dog actually do value a puppies life more than the lives of human beings who may be, Arab or Muslim or black. Maybe everyone out there thinks thats what Arabs and Africans should do, they die everyday so whats the big deal when they are killed in the crossfire, even intentionally. But a puppy?! I guess puppies are too cute to die.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Gaza Massacre Video removed from YouTube - Repost

A video of the Massacre committed in Gaza was removed from YouTube; supposedly because it was inappropriate even though video's of Islamic Terrorists are deemed appropriate, so here it is again :

Letters Home from the Garden of Stone

Its lyrics :

Sitting restless under the moonlight
I know I'm getting ready to kill
They say we're going in with the daylight
I don't want to but I will

Cause I won't know the man that kills me
and I don't know these man I kill
I pray to God for my salvation
Wash away the red I spill

I try not to think about my family
cause it's a little too much take
Now here I got me and I got my buddy
Who can't afford even one mistake
I'm sorry about writing on dirty cardboard
It's the only paper I can find
Tell everyone I got their letters
Tell everyone I'm doing fine

Late at night when I can dream
I think about life back in the world
I miss you and Dad, Sister Sarah
I Miss my wife and baby girl
Pray for me pray for my soul ma
Pray for me and all my sins
They say I got a job to do now
I'll be back when it finally ends

Who you think i should be fighting
Mom are you proud are you ashamed
I really am trying to do the right thing
I hope my government can say the same

cause I won't know the man that kills me
and I don't know these man that I kill
We all wind up on the same side
cause not one of us doing God's will