Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Love me for who I am

Found this on the best of craiglist , thought some of you would like it :P !

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.


ibeebarbie said...

Salam PH,
Nice to see you after such a long time. Hope all is well.

I LOVE THIS..................LOL

Romana said...

LOLOL Thanks for the laugh PH :D hehehe

wonder if that's how it really is, the whole men physical vs women emotional.. is it? lol

Have a good one!

ibeebarbie said...

Absolutely Romana, but that's not a bad thing. It's actually a perfect design. For if done correctly, a man will protect the tenderness of a woman's heart and a woman will support and encourage the man to succeed.

Highlander said...

If I was in her place I would have not gone shopping after the meal, but rather asked to sit down somewhere nice and talk as I would have assumed he took the day off to cater to my emotional needs LOL. That would have ruined the guy's revenge he he he.
Thanks PH it was a lovely story ;) and it's good to see you posting!

PH said...

@ibee :

Salaam Ibee,

Thanks for passing by and sorry for the absence just been really busy; but I always read your blog ;).

@ romana :

Think so, just not 100% sure never delved in that deep :).

@ ibee :

Thats a big if ibee, and a womans heart doesn't always need emotions sometimes it wants alot of hard cash :)).

@ highlander :

glad you enjoyed it.

salaam all