For those of you who watch what you eat

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all thos conflicting nutritional studies.

* The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
* The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
* The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
* The French drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
* The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

I got this from An American in Jordan's Blog.