I got this Joke sent to me by a friend through yahoo messenger, which is really funny and a bit provocative, so enjoy and feel free to chip in on it :P .
عدد سكان ليبيا 5 مليون منهم 2 مليون عجائز و كبار السن فيتبقى 3 مليون لكي يعملون منهم 2 مليون لا يزالوا يدرسون فيتبقى 1 مليون للعمل منهم 200 ألف بالعسكرية و الجيش فيتبقى 800 ألف للعمل منهم 100 ألف حكوميين و سياسيين فيتبقى 700 ألف للعمل منهم 450 ألف مرضى بالمستشفيات و معاقين و مقعدون فيتبقى 250 ألف للعمل منهم 249998 في السجون فيتبقى 2 فقط للعمل أنا و إنت و إنت مسيب الدنيا كلها تخبط و قاعد تقرأ في الرسالة أهيا.
I was also searching through youtube, before writing this post ,and Europe crossed my mind so I started searching for them and I bumped into this oldie, which I think is worthy of a posting :P.
I've posted the lyrics below :
Days filled with joy, And days filled with sorrow I dont know just what to do Am I happy today, Am I lonely tomorrow Everything depends on you And Ive been waitin For the angels to knock on my door Ive been hopin That everything could be like before Open your heart And tell me whats wrong Why cant you talk like you used to do before I dont know if Im weak I dont know if I m strong Hey girl I cant cope anymore And Ive been waitin For the angels to knock on my door Ive been hopin That everything could be like before Open your heart, Let me hear you Make up your mind , I want to hear you call Open your heart, Want to come near you Make up your mind, Before we lose it all Maybe that time Has its own way of healin Maybe it dries the tears in your eyes But never change The way that Im feelin Only you can answer my cries
I don't know about most of you, but as for myself, when I'm confronted with a website that has age verification I usually scroll down to my year of birth. So, the other day when I was accessing this website I noticed for the first time that the list of years was getting quite long. And I was like why am I being so stupid, why not just scroll down to the year of birth of those who are 18 this year. So I did and I scrolled down to 1990 ........................................... yeah we are that old that was the first time that I actually noticed how old I'm getting :-S.................... but if you check the site you'll notice I'm still in denial :D.
What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 432279810 THE ANSWER Dear Pers-431649184: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
